Monday, November 16, 2009

Day 43

My beard is growing, my moustache is darkening and my eye brows are fading away. Not to mention my foundation is disappearing into my crows feet and my neck is so saggy I could store spare change in the folds. That stupid acid I trialled did diddly squat and the hemroid cream is just so thick and weird that putting it on my face makes me feel like an arse (no pun intended). What is a girl to do? A trip to the beautician will fix the hairy issues but nothing but a peg can pull the skin back into line. A peg! What a good idea. Nuh. The peg doesn’t stay. A bulldog clip is better (if you can stand the pain).

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