Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Day 442

WARNING, WARNING, WARNING: M RATED

A few weeks ago I ate an entire chicken and asparagus quiche over two days. All on my own.  Sure, my shit don’t stink, but my urine sure started to.

My wonderful Mum baked a whole freezer full of quiches to get rid of some eggs, so I gladly took one. I love quiche. The rest of the family, not so much.  Which is why I ate it for breakfast, lunch and dinner on my own.  And there in lies the whole smelly urine debacle.

Asparagus gives you smelly wee.

Here is a little known fact (warning: it is right up there with bleached butt holes and merkins): Did you know that tins of asparagus are often kept in brothels so that the working ladies can stink up their pee to perform the perfect golden shower! Bet you didn’t know that!!!  Yep, when some dirty bloke who likes his lady to cock her leg on the ol’ fire hydrant walks in requesting the golden treatment, the brothel manager whisks out the asparagus and great big jug of water and the fem fatale chows down before servicing her client. Smelly pee? Check!!

You see! Now your day is complete. You learn something new every day whether you want to or not! 

4 comments :

  1. Sitting here reading this post at 603am..drinking my coffee and shaking my head...only you my dear friend would know something like that...

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  2. Wow. That is disgusting. But, quiche? Mmm, I love it too.

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  3. Was that odd spot #478 on a libra wrapper? :p. The things you know my friend! (and now the things I know! Eek!) . Love that visiting here provides entertainment and education :)

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