Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Day 967

I look like shit. Deep fried shit at that ...

I am starting to look a little less glamorous of late. I am doing my best but age, long hours and juggling far too much fruit is catching up with me.  For a start I have a layer of fluff on my face and legs and under my arms. Might be time to de-fur.  I have also run out of foundation which means I am using old pots with colours that don't do me any favours and textures that highlight my lovely crevices. I have pimples all around my neck from wearing scarves and eating chocolate.  Plus I have those dreaded bags under my eyes the size of adventurer back-packs which refuse to return to the appropriate baggage handling area.  It's times like these I wear my glasses even though the eye doctor told me I no longer need them.  Of course I bloody need them ... for vanity's sake.  I am spending my days standing up in front of a room full of lovely ladies facilitating workshops again. Now is not the time to look feral ...

I think some sleep might be in order. Or perhaps a trip to the beautician? Buying some Nair and a razor might be a good start ...

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