Sunday, September 23, 2012

Day 1084 - Now that's awkward ...

Awkward is when you're eating a Magnum and you drop chocolate on your pants ....



Without realising it ....

On the crotch ...

And down the inner leg ....

In white pants ....

And you're running a stall ....

Where you're standing up ...

And talking to people ....

And then you go to the bathroom and discover your little accident ....

An hour after the icecream was consumed ...

So you start trying to clean it up with toilet paper ...

Out in front of the mirror ...

And you're trying to explain it's only chocolate ... honestly!

And you're out there rubbing it with wet paper ...

And instead of dots of dark brown, it's smudging into one big long brown patch ....

So you wet it even more ....

And now you're wet and still slightly brown from your crotch all the way down your inner leg ....

And that's how you have to stay all day.

Yep, that's awkward.

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