Monday, December 7, 2009

Day 64

Do you ever get so hungry it makes you sick? I can seriously vomit from hunger at times. There is a churning in my stomach that overrides the hunger pangs and starts to rise into my throat making me gag. Why on Earth if I am starving would I want to throw up what little I do actually have in my stomach? I don’t really understand what that is all about. Or is it because I quite simply have a weak stomach and an overactive gag reflex?

Any grumbly in my tumbly (to quote Winnie the Pooh) causes me to become unwell. Actually anything at all can cause me to retch. If you have been following me from day one you will know that dog poo makes me chunder pronto. For some reason I imagine a dog poo sandwich when I see a freshly laid turd and “BINGO” I heave on cue. Why do I imagine a dog poo sandwich? Buggered if I know. Geez, I am gagging as I type this. Excuse me for a minute …. The sandwich sent me over the edge ….

Yep, I have a weak stomach. I am the one gagging under a tree at boot camp when I have over exerted myself, I am the one with a peg on my nose and heaving as I enter those country rest stops with the open air sewerage well, I am the one who vomits in synchronicity if someone else is purging nearby, and I am the one who can throw up for an entire day after a big night out. And it seems, I am the one who can actually trigger the gag reflex just by typing about gag reflexes.

How did hunger pangs lead me to this conversation? Please excuse me. I need to dash before I throw up on the keyboard ….

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