Saturday, January 16, 2010

Day 104

Shit I’m good. Pure genius! There is pure gold inside my head. Pure gold! Do you think I can get it out of my head and onto paper though? I bought a voice recorder so that I could get all my thoughts onto “paper” but when I bring out the device my thoughts freeze. Complete and total stage fright. They retreat into the curtains and refuse to perform on cue. Brewers droop of the mind.

You should try being me. The reason I started this blog is because of the mind chatter and complete and utter splendour of my self talk. I KNOW the next top chick novel is inside me, but it keeps retreating! I need a photocopier of the brain, or a hidden camera, or microchip style voice recorder.

It’s gold I’m telling you. GOLD!!! But like gold you have to dig really deep to find it.

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