Dear Dust
Thank you for continually blanketing my house with your finely powdered particles. Without you I wouldn’t have to get out the dust cloth every few days, which means those sticky drink rings on the coffee table may become permanent. And without you I wouldn’t have to buy that horribly expensive nasal spray which means my local Chemist may have to close down. Keep up the good work. You stalkerish, irritating little bastard ...
Leanne
How nice of you to keep your Chemist in business! You are such a GIVER!!
ReplyDeleteAnd that nasal spray is evil....
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