Day 734

Day 1 of my lose weight very fast without passing out at wedding diet has begun. I ate cardboard disguised as cereal for breakfast and a left over piece of steak for lunch with a handful of lettuce, plus I had 3 cups of green tea. I don't feel any slimmer! (patience my dear). Tonight I am making a hot chicken salad with lettuce, broccoli, green beans, Spanish onion and avocado. Oh ... And I have ditched the champagne for mineral water with cranberry juice. Here's hoping my tummy disappears in 4 days and some lovely fairy sews some invisible wire to my arse and flies behind me lifting it up as I walk on Saturday.