Saturday, December 24, 2011

Day 809

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ....

At the moment that should be "jingle boobs" given I have a severe case of the droops.  Losing weight in your middle years unfortunately means some saggy baggy bits.  Fat arse = firm and round.  Skinny bum = bones and drapery. I guess if I'd coupled the weight loss with exercise I may have had a better result ... but for now my headlights are pointing towards the ground and if I lay down they mysteriously disappear into my arm pits.  Is it too late to ask Santa for a boob job?

What am I doing today? Well, when I am not marveling at my jingle bits, I am packing for some time away.  We will start at the farm and then head to the coast.  For all you robbers out there don't think this is your free ticket to all things Langdown Lodge.  We have a kick arse back-to-base security system on the house with little "eyes" about the place.  So you won't escape ... The only thing worth stealing is the TV anyway. You definitely won't want this laptop as all the letters have rubbed off the keys and some of the keys are actually missing. I have now completely lost my E, U and Z. Hey Zeus!! Will the S be next?

My challenge right now is to stop Husband from actually packing the kitchen sink.

Before I sign off today I just wanted to say thank you.

Christmas is a time for joy, love, peace and magic, and it's also a time for gratitude. Thanks for having Deep Fried Fruit as part of your 2011. I look forward to seeing you in 2012.

Merry Christmas!! 

Just because I have sent my "merry's" today doesn't mean I won't be back. Given this is a daily diary, I will see you tomorrow.  You can try, but you can't get rid of me that easily. 

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ....

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