There is no image on this post (for obvious reasons). This is after all only an M rated site.
I am sick to bloody death of penis emails!!! For the last month I have been receiving around 20 emails a day from addresses such as:
And these lovely emails are headed with titles such as:
- porn stars secret
- Obama endorses herbal supplements,
- make your nightly romps more wild,
- violent lovemaking video (what the?!?),
- give her the best action every night,
- attain your desired portion and size,
- last more than an hour a day (coz we've got all the time in the world to flog the log),
- sex will never be the same again (nor will my email system)
- crazy girls gone wilder
I am here to tell you that I don't have a penis, I don't need a penis, and I don't want a penis! Let alone an constantly throbbing enlarged one. I am not interested in secret porn star business, nor violent sex, nor spending hours a day in the sack with a stiffy that won't go away. The Husband and I are just fine thanks and his performance well surpasses the Obama endorsed herbal remedies. So please go and crack a fat elsewhere ...
And that's all I've got to say about that.
Oh, I just got an email about humongous bouncing boobies. Well then, at least there is some gender equality ...
We get a lot of those emails at work, on our email address listed on our website... the perfect source for spammers.
ReplyDeleteI always wonder does anyone ever actually respond to these? I guess someone must, otherwise they wouldn't keep sending them. Would they?
Oh any hey, you're nearly up to Day 1000! Hope you're going to have a celebration!! :-)
They have started arriving since my new websites (with email address) have been live ... so that's obviously where it's all coming from. I know have a folder on my email specifically to store the Penis emails and will one day send them all off to the anti-spammmer mob to see if they can track some of them down! I know - day 1000. Yikes! Will need to be a big wooot wooooot!
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