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But alas time and money aren't allowing for such luxuries right now so I will have to settle with clothes that are well worn and a beauty regime at my own bathroom mirror.
It's time to dig into the Deep Fried Toolbox:
Hair:
- Washed and conditioned and let to almost fully dry naturally. Add velcro rollers for fullness and then use the flat iron to give the hair some control
- Use mascara to cover up any greys
- Spray with a shitload of hairspray
Make-up:
- Estee Lauder foundation with fancy stuff in it that helps smooth out a Deep Fried face
- Bronzer to give the illusion of some youthful glow
- An eyebrow pencil on standby in case my eyebrows disappear
- some natural eyeshadow tones
- A lipstick with some "wow"
Clothes:
- I'm not allowed to wear block white or block black and patterns can't be too fancy.
- Black dress pants, cream top and button up red blazer (option one)
- A black and white patterned dress with hot pink through it (option two)
- Red dress with black shoes and fancy stockings (option three)
- First two options have already broken the "not allowed" rules!
- Panic
Beauty regime:
- Bath tonight with special oils
- Dehair face, legs and under arms
- No alcohol
- A day of fruit and veggies
- Lots of water
- Cold green tea bags on eyes in the morning
- Warm water with lemon as a kick starter
Exercise:
- Exercise my smile muscles
Have I missed anything?
But seriously - what the hell am I going to wear (that I haven't already been photographed in before)?
Arrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So exciting and what a break!
ReplyDeleteBest of luck. Thank you also for the hair tip.
SSG xxx