Once upon a time the queen decided she needed a new castle. Not that there was anything wrong with her old castle. In fact it was one of the most prized castles in the
Her majesty, the king, their princess and prince, along with the royal
They found the castle of their dreams, paid for it with cash and the royal fairy waved it's wand and they were moved in within seconds.
The End.
If only it was that easy. Here's how it really went down.
Once upon a time the queen found the castle of her dreams. She loved it so much she made an offer. Then the king said no, and they had to retract. Apparently the queen isn't actually the ruler of the land.
The End.
Then this happened.
Once upon a time the queen took the king on a tour of the kingdom to show him the house he said no to was actually a bargain. The king found the biggest castle on offer, the royal family fell in love with it and then they found out they couldn't finance it. The queen was annoyed, the king was humbled and they continued their search.
The End.
Then this happened.
Once upon a time the royal real estate agent gave the queen and king a sneaky peek at the ultimate castle which ticked all of the royal boxes. They all fell in love with the abode and dreamed of the day the fairy would wave her magic wand and they'd be languishing by the pool. But when they turned up to the open home they discovered there were many royal subjects also looking for their ultimate castle. So the queen lorded it all over them and scared them away. Then went into a bidding war and is now sitting at her desk writing stupid fairy tales about castles and enormous feet while she awaits the vendors final decision.
UPDATE: Been waiting to hear what happened next?
Once upon a time the Queen went about her royal duties which consisted mainly of sitting on her throne contemplating the state of the
As she writes this she is choosing her most impressive and stately Queenly suit with matching hat to attend an auction (pronounced awwwwction because she's a queen) to prove to the
To be continued ...
Will the queen find her castle?
Will the royal family require custom made shoes?
Do magic move-all-your-stuff-and-set-up-your-new-house fairies actually exist?
Keep an eye out for the Deep Fried Update coming next Thursday.
I like the first fairytale better lol. I hope the second one has a happy ending!
ReplyDeleteThis is soooooo exciting. I hope all the lording over worked in your favour and there is a royal decree later today!!
ReplyDeletePS How is the Queen not the ruler of the land. I thought this Queen quietly was too...hmmmm
ReplyDeleteLove, hate, love, hate...real estate stories...I hope it works out because...it's a HUGE stress!! Denyse x
ReplyDeleteWhat a cliffhanger! I'm hanging out for the happy ending...
ReplyDeleteOMG I want to know what happens now.....
ReplyDeleteHoping your real estate story gets the dream ending it deserves! I admire your being able to turn the experience so far into a fairytale...
ReplyDeleteSSG xxx
Such a wonderful story. Thanks for sharing it.
ReplyDeleteNo update yet!!! Or maybe it's on Facebook. My fingers are crossed for you but given you've liked several different houses already it may mean the perfect match will still be there if this falls through.
ReplyDeleteFabulous story which I'm hoping has a happy ending :) Good luck!
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